Wednesday, March 30, 2005

my cell phone got stolen/lost yesterday.

i hope this is a joke, but if it lasts more than 24 hours...doesnt seem very funny any longer :P~

GIVE IT BACK!~

*waaaaaahhhh*

:(

Monday, March 28, 2005

i forgot!
beltbags
hehe

bachpan

yay! if you can relate to these. fun times.

1. dangerous dave 1 ka warp zone
2. prince of persia! 'for correct potion turn to page 5 of manual'...erm? kaunsa manual!
3. mortal kombat and the secret code to unlock smoke the robot!
4. UNO
5. slinkies...they never went down the stairs :P
6. hoola hoops!
7. rollerblades
8. top-pops...the seeti was really annoying though...
9. b.p jellies, fizzers, chewits...5 rupees ki 4 *grin*
10. english butter toffee! (they were SO sticky, a loose tooth of mine actually came out while eating one)
11. PUK...those yummy square shaped chips by Kolson, they became circular shaped daal baad main aur phir ghayeb ho gaye :(
12. choco-chums
13. Panda ice cream stick
14. Hico Apple lolly, 2 for 5 rupees.
15. badminton master tennis shoes!
16. cherry blossom shoe polish :)
17. scrunchies, headbands, hairbands
18. those neon pop watches
19. slip-ons from Bata
20. disney stationery sets,backpacks, lunchboxes- first the hard cases then the soft lunchbags :)
21. snackpacks
22.bernstein bears books!
23. suspenders
24. salt n pepper burgers :)
25. new kids on the block, MC hammer and milli vanilli
26. strings, vital signs and awaz (L)
27. shadman market ke samosay, jalebi
28. silverpan pizza
29. pulse global movies and their subtitles
30.khatam shud <-- ?

Friday, March 25, 2005

Hola, hey buen blog.

Visitanos, si...

SOCIEDAD BAKOPROSA...

Como la cabeza de una gaviota
que cuelga en el cuello de un cazador como trofeo,
recuerdo, que aunque no tenga alas ni cuerpo,
alguna vez fue libre de pensamiento.
Y eso nadie lo podrĂ¡ cambiar.
---
Todo en el tiempo tiene un lugar, este es el nuestro.
Este es nuestro escritorio, nuestra esquina, nuestra casa.
Es una forma de desahogarnos y dar valor a lo que escribimos.
Solo pensamientos que se leen en Herencia de neuronas muertas.
Todos tenemos algo que escribir, Pensarlo no basta.
Sociedad Bakoprosa surge de esta necesidad de tener un lugar...

translated: (google zindabad)

Hello, good hey blog. Visitanos, if... SOCIETY BAKOPROSA... Like the head of a gull that hangs in the neck of a hunter like trophy, memory, that although does not have wings nor body, sometimes was free of thought. And that nobody will be able to change it. --- Everything in the time has a place, this is ours. This it is our writing-desk, our corner, our house. It is a form to relieve and to give value to us to which we wrote. Single thoughts that are ***reflxed mng in Inheritance of dead neurons. All we have something to write, To think is not enough it. Bakoprosa society arises from this necessity to have a place...

cool, huh :)

Thursday, March 24, 2005

i listened to aaj bazar main...on my way to school....
buss next thing on my to-do list is start classical singing..ive wanted to forever...and my voice isnt bad; i was always in the school choir- super duper highs ?...erm :P~
then again apne concert pe to gaoon pehle :P
i wish i wasnt such a scaredycat/perfectionist
gana bhi hai, laikin perfect sound karna bhi zaroori hai

Wednesday, March 23, 2005


khans apple pie hehehe :)

summer hitlist

YUM! inspired from mehreens list, not to forget the following, my personal favourites
cant wait for you all to come back home!

1. Falsay ka sharbat
2. Liberty's anar ka juice
3. liberty ke gol gappay khatta meetha paani
4. hotspot waffle or gloppy oreo shake
5. cheese kababs and garlic naans from mirchi
6. chatkhara bhelpuri/papri chaat etc
7. optp masala cheese fries/garlic mayo fries
8. Zouk's thai chicken noodles!! yummm! and thai chicken oyster and chicken cashew nut!
9. masooms blueberry cheescake and coffee
10. nandos ki chicken!! haha greasy fingers
11. gunsmoke ka humongous burger with all the sauces :)
12. liberty's strawberry milkshake
13. tahir's jalebis *wink*
14. fruit at zainab shahs house ;)
15. boondi at zehra's
16. my potato salad ;)
17. sanya's lasagne!
18. khans apple pie (k)
19. sanaa's berry tang and yummy nazir ke burgers
20. yum. *sigh*

too bad shakar kandi only comes in the winters...:( only had it oncethis year! *sniff* and can you imagine you dont get samosas in defence except for during ramzan! :P~

Tuesday, March 22, 2005

roger and rocky

date:some time in January, 2003

place: silver towers motel,bahawalpur, near 'do piaza' restaurant
channel: some unknown local channel which shows substandard indian rejects

*
rocky is the new stud. she dumps roger for rocky.
she's wearing her black elastic minidress, and wavy unstraightened hair open and is dancing in the school cafeteria.
well, then rocky comes along and she tries to be all seductive and sasky but to no avail
tsk tsk, she get all heartbroken because shes been insulted in front of ex-lover roger.
khair, she runs crying and sobbing..to the elevator....
and then all of a sudden reality hits her.
she bangs her fist on the wall and yells:
"DAMNIT I VONT HIM NOW"

she runs to rogers house because she realizes rocky was just a jerk and wasnt worth the seduction and table top dancing. khair
she goes to rogers house who's watching tv. she sits on the sofa, and they do the hop away, hop closer routine till she is about to grab him, but instead he pushes her off the sofa.

*THAA* she falls.

music plays in the background *paindoo music in the background*

-the end-

Monday, March 21, 2005

yo-mama jokes part 1

sorry, mom. (k)

Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

Yo mama so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

Sunday, March 20, 2005

my paintings

jug' and 'pattey' were both made in 'paintbrush' without fancy grids and what not, i dont even know how to use those things ;) anyway, just plain old paintbrush..its my favourite, easy to use and not too professional looking.

khair, i dont have many left...i have them posted on an msn group of mine if anyones interested, or ill just paste 'em here.

anyway, enough talking im thinking of my next post....aim: more than 23 comments *wink*

ta ta.

Saturday, March 19, 2005


jug

Friday, March 18, 2005

wisdom teeth...bad headache and swollen gums :(


Pattey

Thursday, March 17, 2005


Rhyolite Train Depot- Van Gogh :)


i luv this guy. the colours..yum.i love autumn

Assalamoalaikum!

Wednesday, March 16, 2005

okay, this blog isnt doing me any good. now people think im a mean ass who has nothing better to do than make fun of people. *sigh* well i cant help being over-critical : its a family thing...im half urdu speaking and were picky. mehreen would understand :)
but in spite of everything, i know that almost everybody loves me so i dont need any compensation ;) ta ta

Tuesday, March 15, 2005

the ultimate-yucks list

how that im back, and due to popular appeal, its time for my very own HATE list :) isnt it so much eaiser to make one of these ( and fun too). To all the evils out there, enjoy :)

p.s no offence meant to anyone who says these, you know who you are ;)

Hate-able Words:

1. Juraab!!
2. Kantey
3. JOOTI
4. Slice :P ( for bread/toast/dubble roti)
5. Abbasi (for yawning...YUCK)
6. bob cut ( for a hairstyle)
7. Jild (skin)
8. Kharash ( hello...u mean khujli?)
9. TASTY (voww this food is so tasty :S waaahhh )
10. Say-VEE-AAN for siwaiyaan :P
11. SPAG-A-Tease ...yeahh thats spaghetti

this was fun and MEAN :) if you wanna add anything go ahead, have fun:)

trick question:
ADIDAS: add-ee-daas or a-dee-dus?

girl talk - overheard and said ;)

....Khair
Anyway......
You know...?
wow!!
i knowwww..!!
UFF...
SO annoying~
ooohhh!
ayehaye :P~
khair...
chalo..*sigh*
i hate him!!
i HATE HER!!!!
*grrr*
kya museebat/bukwaas hai!
any-way

khudahafiz. *runs away*

"ILL KILL YOU!"

*rolls eyes*....'whatewer~'

Monday, March 14, 2005

dedicated to minu and her black bag

i know what goes around comes around,blah blah
so minu, my water bottle leaked in my bag today...didnt match your 2 inches of water with floating pens..but two soggy tissues and 2 soggy spearmint gum sticks,
haha!
sorry for making fun of you ;)

Friday, March 11, 2005

dot= someone who is perfectly normal but then theyre just a tinyyyyy 'dot' of 'akadamic' or 'amarikah'

i know its mean but its just a term *grin*

Thursday, March 10, 2005

top 10 'i wanna-grow-up-and-becomes' (plural)

1. Private Detective
-2- Gutter Cleaner/Road Sweeper
{3}Tree Grow-er
.4. Fighter Pilot
[5] Run my own school...dont know whatde u call one of those...principal?:P yuk no
6 Soup Kitchen Owner
<7> Peace Activist
(8) Mural Painter
'9' Cartoonist
~10~ Prime Minister ;)

things people never admit

-1- they can sing poora 'simarek'
(2) they lick chocolate off the wrapper when theyre done eating a melted kitkat/dairy milk bar and might even lick their fingers afterwards too ;)
<3> have used a screwdriver to clean their toe-nails once in their lives at least :) or picked their nose/teeth in public and stuck the booger/food somewhere
[4] faked an accent
/5\ acha yaar har cheeq odd number nahin ho sakti so four buss!

Wednesday, March 09, 2005

New Mission

Save the Environment
Stop pollution
Plant Trees
Save all the little fish in the sea :)
*plan in progress*

5+1 fave summer things

Well, technically its SPRING, but the weather is almost summer except for Spring fever! *sneeze, water eyes, etc etc*

khair,

1. Washing feet with icy cold water before sleeping
2. Cornetto Classic(o?)
3. white shalwars and chunna hua dupattas
4. leaving hair wet to curl naturally
5. flip-flops
6. swimming pools/cold showers/water fights

Theories.
- never smell body odour because if you do, you start sweating yourself.
- its easy to judge peoples 'dotness' by asking them what the time is at 11 o'clock and watching them eat chicken shashlik.
- dont judge people because theyre crazy and irresponsible, theyre usually the most fun to be with :)
- when someone doesnt reciprocate your love for him/her, you'll realize that someone they really love does the same to them too
- when you hate someone, either theyre REALLY detestable or you just wish you could be like them. so get to know them better first.. but wait this doesnt apply to Arabic girl :P